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Land of Confusion

2006-08-20T12:33:00.000-07:00

Kerpal: She kicked my dog.

2006-08-17T07:04:00.000-07:00

Old but still funny.

Canadian Rednecks and a Rich Guy what the hell eh?

2006-08-14T20:33:00.000-07:00

Check it out here.

Current Mood-Apathetic (Is there any other?)

2006-08-02T21:26:00.000-07:00

The Islamic Double Standard

2006-07-31T20:23:00.000-07:00

By Pete Fisher (07/27/2006)

Hamas sends children to their death by strapping explosives onto them to destroy innocent lives and property. They teach their children from birth to hate and raise them up with the same murderous intentions as the generations before them.

They kidnap Israeli soldiers; they commit acts of terror on an almost daily basis. No different than Hezbollah or Al-Qaida, and dozens more like them. They see no wrong with what they do because they honestly believe that by taking certain passages from the Koran, they have a god given right to steal and destroy from those who refuse to believe in Islam and it’s founder.

Iran and Iraq fought for years on end with millions dead. No Jihad was proposed to protect Muslims from death in that war. Syria slaughtered tens of thousands of Palestinians, as did Jordan when the Palestinians decided to try and squat inside those nations and begin to scream for their own state. No Jihad.

Iran keeps Muslims oppressed by the millions within its own borders. The Taliban oppressed and tormented an entire nation with Sharia in Afghanistan with no protests from the Muslim streets world wide. Sudan sits devastated as Muslims destroy and kill daily the innocent people who have been displaced by the millions. No Jihad.

And now Hezbollah crosses into Israel and kidnaps 2 soldiers from the IDF, and runs to hide once more behind the civilian population instead of fighting as an army should fight. They lob missiles into Haifa where no military bases are launching from. They kill, innocent civilians as they always have, through means of cowardice and terror tactics.

They have occupied Lebanon for years. They have infiltrated the government, and they have put forth the face of benevolence by using Iranian and Syrian monies to feed the locals in order to gain support. Yet no Jihad was ever begun to stop the oppression in any of these nations simply because Muslims are the ones oppressing, and not an infidel entity.

And we watch as Israel continues to create a buffer zone to keep these cowards from lobbing missiles into civilian areas for the sole intent to murder those who cannot fight back. It is their right to do so. But they are at least attempting to spare civilian life and property, which would be easier if Hezbollah did not hide behind them.

Hezbollah are not bombing Israeli launch sites or tanks with their rockets. They are not attacking military bases where Israeli forces operate from. They are bombing homes and businesses that are simply innocent of the thrust into Lebanon by the IDF.

So much for the Muslims who have been telling me all these years that " Even ONE life taken is like taking the life of ALL humanity." Must be just Muslim lives, because I hear no Jihads for the people of Haifa or Sudan.

And if the IDF hid among civilians, and placed their rocket launchers and tanks into civilian neighborhoods, one could not blame Hezbollah for attacking those sites if they had a legal and moral reason to do so. But the IDF does not hide behind the women and children of Israel, nor do they operate their military campaigns from holy sites as do Muslims. And they have a legal and moral reason to attack.

Just today there is another call for Jihad and genocide by Islam against Israel by Ayman al-Zawahri for the destruction of Israel, “Until Islam reigns from the Gaza to Spain.” Because Israel decided to fight back against the cowardice of Islam?

It is so easy to see from any other angle outside of Islam that Hezbollah messed up pretty bad here. And it should be plain to see that Hezbollah has no true concern for the Lebanese people, as they commit acts of terror and hide behind the innocent people of Lebanon. No different than Bin Laden, who hides in holes directing others to their deaths with visions of a virgin laden Paradise, or the clerics who scream safely from their parapets for all around them to sacrifice their lives and the lives of their children while keeping harems of young boys and enjoying a prosperity that is never shared with those they lead.

Arafat robbed his own people blind, Saddam and his family stole from Iraqis their oil fortunes while torturing the population, the Taliban killed people for adultery while engaging in sex with children and animals. No Jihad was ever called for.

They disallow other religions in many Muslim nations, and treat the people as animals who believe differently. Yet come to Europe and America screaming about equality and suing for discrimination in predominantly Christian cultures.

Hypocrites.

This is what is taught in Koran, and some of these practices borrowed from Mohammed, such as pedophilia and slaughtering those who refuse to believe. And as long as it is being done by Muslims, it can be excused away or forgiven, no matter how evil or sickening the act. Hypocrites.

But a small nation like Israel cannot defend itself from Islamic terror without having the bulk of the Muslim world call once again for her destruction? One cannot even print a small cartoon of Mohammed without riots and cries of terror on a global scale? Hezbollah and Hamas can commit stupid acts of terror and kidnap Israeli soldiers on their own soil, and no Jihad is cried out against them for endangering innocent civilians with their stupidity?

Hypocrites.

The world tires of this hypocrisy and it will continue to tire of it. It is not Israel who began this conflict. It was Hamas and Hezbollah. It was not America who began the War on Terror; it was Bin Laden and his murderous gang of Mohammedan thugs. It was never Israel calling for the destruction of all Muslims, nor was it the West.

It has been Islam calling for the annihilation of Christians and Jews and their nations that began all this. And I truly believe that it will not be Europe, America, or Israel that begins a nuclear war in the Middle East or elsewhere. I believe it will be those who continue to salivate over the thought of blood in their hopes of appeasing Allah, so they can finally look at a nude woman in Paradise without fear of hell fire. They can partake in death what Allah has outlawed in life. Hypocrites.

Once again, it becomes the fault of Israel and her supporters in the Islamic mind. Just as a Muslim male thinks a woman can be raped if she dresses in a way that offends him, Islam believes it can rape the nations and people it finds offense in. Hypocrites.

And I truly believe they will continue this asinine hypocrisy until they get what they so truly desire. Their perception of a martyrs’ death or the annihilation of any who refuses Mohammed and his strange cult seems to be the only way out for them.

Personally, I would prefer the first choice before having to deal with the latter.

Pancakes and Giants

2006-04-23T21:28:00.000-07:00

The other night I was eating at the International House of Pancakes aka IHOP. Now don't get me wrong I usually don't eat breakfast at midnight, but damn I felt like pancakes, and where else can you get pancakes at midnight? Besides Denny's, Jims, The Waffle House (kinda ironic pancakes at the WAFFLE house, but I digress), Las Palapas, and some participating McDonalds. Well besides all those places you get them from IHOP. Anyways I was just sitting there with my friend Carlos. Some people say he's too quiet, but I say he's too dark. This guy makes Whoopi Goldberg look clear. As I was saying I was just sitting there waiting for my food when I hear the infamous, "OH SHIT," from Carlos, accompanied by a, "GOD DAMN SHE'S TALL!" I turned around and only saw a girl who was normal height. I looked back at my negro friend, and said, "who?" Carlos said the girl sitting with her family next to the shorter girl. I turn again, and to my surprise the normal girl was sitting to a tall girl. I didn't notice the first time because I only saw the tall girls black dress, and I thought the normal height girl was sitting next to a black wall. Turns out she was sitting next to a tall girl.

Now don't get me wrong I might be short for a guy, and I happen to think any girl over 5' 5'' is tall, but this girl was so tall she probably has to duck when she walks into a room to keep from hitting the ceiling. She had to be close to Tim Duncan's height, and appetite after seeing what she ordered. So after I saw the tallest person at IHOP my pancakes finally arrived. I enjoyed my meal, but needed some ketchup for the eggs. Carlos used all of it on his fries with his Philly Bistek con queso so I started walking around in search of the ever ellusive Heinz Ketchup bottle. I finally found the damn bottle no thanks to our highschool dropout waitress, and walked back to our table. I looked over at the giant, and noticed she wasn't sitting there anymore and her friend was gone too. I looked to Carlos and loudly said, "HEY WHERE'S THE GIANT?" Little did I know my speak before I think comment would get me in trouble. Carlos just starts laughing and looking down while saying, "oh shit." So I start casually laughing saying what? And he says, "She's right behind you." I had to put down the piece of pancake I was about to eat,and said "Fuck you have got to be kidding me." Sure enough I turned around, craned my neck to the ceiling, and there was the fucking giant. All 20 feet of her.

With that I pushed my plate out of the way and ran to the cashier before the giant had a chance to step on me. I paid my share to Carlos who paid Mitch's crack whore girlfriend (who's a cashier there), and I think Carlos gave her a little extra for her habit, but I was out the door by that time. All in all it was a good night. Pancakes and giants you can't beat that.

Sinfest

2006-04-06T06:29:00.000-07:00

HSA....WHAT? WHAT?

2006-03-28T19:53:00.000-08:00

This has to be the only organization where I'm considered tall. Today we had a group photo, and I had the privilege to finally stand in the back. This was probably the first picture where I yes all 5 feet and 7 and a half inches of me got to stand in the back. I would like to declare this day as a holiday for all the people my height to take some time out and stand in the back with all the other tall people in a picture. Also a moment of silence for all the shorter people I stepped on to get to the point I'm now at.

Bunch of interesting news stories

2006-03-22T17:41:00.000-08:00

Hopefully these links keep working for awhile.

Here is a story about cry baby conservatives vs the confident liberals.

Here's a story about how Neo-Nazi's are threatening Muslims.

Here's a story on how workers in Dubai are protesting because of their low pay.

So I fell 10,000 feet the other day

2006-03-15T17:02:00.000-08:00

LOL11!one!!!11

2006-02-18T15:09:00.000-08:00

Lacey Chabert-She'll have her own post eventually

Valentines Day

2006-02-14T21:06:00.000-08:00

Disturbed Concert

2006-02-04T23:11:00.000-08:00

Fucking awesome. To the fat girl who insisted on grabbing my ass to keep her balance that's cool next time use my shoulders. To the hot short latina girl rubbing her tits on my arm, her ass on my crotch, and holding my arm you looked amazing and liked rock music, would you marry me?

To the guy I knocked down after elbowing him, because he hit me in my neck, you deserved it and I'm glad no one picked you up. But what sucks is you most likely got stepped on. Oh well life goes on. To the 25-30 year old who helped me teach a kid a lesson on how to stop pushing people when some one tells you to, thanks. Your push and my punch taught him to respect his elders, granted I was only a few years older than him. To the asshole who hit me in the eye, I nearly lost my contact, and almost went blind. That was awesome. To all the people who got kicked out during the first song of a Life Once Lost hahahaha. Next time don't start mosh pits right next to a cop and you might get to see more than one song.

To the Lizard Man your antics were crazy. Swinging that shit from your ears, to putting the large ass hook through your nose, blowing a condom up through your nose and flossing with it, licking your blood off the hooks, cutting your nosehairs with scissors halfway up your nose and eating the blood, your forked tongue,yet you were hilarious and insane at the same time. To your roadie who did the fish hook act with his eyes and picked up two bottles of Jager that was awesome you deserved all the applause you got.

To Disturbed you kicked mother fucking ass. From Prayer, to Stricken, Remember, and Down with the Sickness you got the crowd going. Also calling out all the EMO bullshit bands that all start with, "The ....," coming out and ruining rock music that was awesome. Great performance and granted I missed grabbing a drumstick by 2 feet it's ok because I caught one prior to that from Bloodsimple, autographed too. Bloodsimple was awesome, but a Life Once Lost wasn't that great if that's the band that also played.

Well now that my hearing is gone for a few days it was overall one of the best nights of the new year, can't wait to see you guys in concert again.

Bob Saget

2006-01-29T19:53:00.001-08:00

This guy reminds me of some white angry guy I used to go to highschool with. Figure out who it is and you win a handle of alcohol your choice.

Quiz

2005-12-15T16:41:00.000-08:00

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	73%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Artistic	\|\|	10%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Dependency	\|\|	10%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|	16%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%

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Korn & Pink Floyd

2005-12-07T18:48:00.000-08:00

I'd recommend watching the whole thing this video has an awesome guitar solo at the end.

Bored

2005-12-06T15:56:00.000-08:00

This comic is from www.explosm.net check it out sometime.

And here's Me, Carlos,Pete, and Franco...in South Park form.

Conversations cont.

2005-11-21T20:06:00.000-08:00

SirPoncelot: well im gonna go to sleep already
extrmimprts02: aight man later
SirPoncelot: im going to the flea market tomorrow morning
SirPoncelot: so i have to wake up early
extrmimprts02: yeah get the good deals
extrmimprts02: plus the tacos are fresh in the morning
SirPoncelot: lol
SirPoncelot: yeah true

extrmimprts02: have u been working out?
SirPoncelot: yeah
SirPoncelot: my mouth
extrmimprts02: lmao sucking all that dick huh?
SirPoncelot: no not like you
SirPoncelot: i was eating
extrmimprts02: lol shit u turned it around
extrmimprts02: asshole
SirPoncelot: Gaylord Focker
extrmimprts02: Malcolm X
extrmimprts02: cuz ur black with glasses
SirPoncelot: Jesus
extrmimprts02: fuck thats the worst insult
SirPoncelot: cause u remind me of him
extrmimprts02: im not fat and short with pubes on my chin
SirPoncelot: lol
SirPoncelot: true

extrmimprts02: he got tripped
SirPoncelot: yeah
extrmimprts02: the black guy did it
extrmimprts02: its always the black guy
SirPoncelot: lol
SirPoncelot: its always the nigger

Conversations and a pic

2005-11-09T22:27:00.000-08:00

xtrmimprts02: hey
SirPoncelot: .yo
extrmimprts02: isnt it past ur bedtime?
SirPoncelot: yeah
SirPoncelot: im really quiet so that my parents wont hear me
extrmimprts02: lmao

extrmimprts02: hey
extrmimprts02: do u have ur paper for van cleave?
SirPoncelot: no
SirPoncelot: i ate it when she gave it back
extrmimprts02: lmao
SirPoncelot: dude for real
extrmimprts02: liar
extrmimprts02: u just dont want me to cheat
SirPoncelot: ill check if i have it
SirPoncelot: once i take a shit
extrmimprts02: i want to see what u wrote
extrmimprts02: cuz im doing it on the slave passage
SirPoncelot: i did my on that fag looking for spices
extrmimprts02: columbus
SirPoncelot: yeah
SirPoncelot: that fag

This was funny for about 20 seconds.

2005-11-04T12:42:00.000-08:00

Seizures induced by this picture are not my fault.

The conversations of two Mexicans

2005-11-01T18:33:00.000-08:00

extrmimprts02: ur fellow supporters against gay marriage are going to be marching in austin on saturday
extrmimprts02: guess what group it is
SirPoncelot: the spurs
extrmimprts02: lmao
extrmimprts02: no
extrmimprts02: the KKK
SirPoncelot: oh
extrmimprts02: just thought id let u know so u could go support your cause
SirPoncelot: lol
SirPoncelot: ok

SirPoncelot: thats u
SirPoncelot: the referee
extrmimprts02: thats u the black slave
extrmimprts02: i mean ball boy
SirPoncelot: lol

extrmimprts02: brent barry is funny
SirPoncelot: i know
SirPoncelot: he reminded me of u
extrmimprts02: yeah cuz im funny
SirPoncelot: no cause he kissed a guy
extrmimprts02: LMAO
extrmimprts02: wait...when have i kissed a guy?

SirPoncelot: are u really gonna join that hispanic club
extrmimprts02: maybe
extrmimprts02: bunch of hot girls
SirPoncelot: r u serious
extrmimprts02: yeah
SirPoncelot: what kind of stuff do they do
SirPoncelot: besides be mexican
extrmimprts02: make more mexicans
SirPoncelot: lmao
SirPoncelot: why am i not surprised

SirPoncelot: hey wait, so is that mexican club like the Asian Invasion at school
extrmimprts02: i guess
extrmimprts02: cept mexican
SirPoncelot: yeah so then they arent gay
SirPoncelot: will ur parents let u join that
extrmimprts02: fucker...most likely as long as one of the girls doesnt come out pregnant
extrmimprts02: and if one does then i'll really get kicked out
SirPoncelot: again
extrmimprts02: lol yeah

RAGE-Need I say more?

2005-10-26T21:20:00.000-07:00

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That's a lot of MILF!

2005-09-15T18:27:00.000-07:00

I bid you good day

2005-09-15T17:49:00.000-07:00

I thought I died and went to heaven...

2005-09-03T22:51:00.000-07:00

Finally the church is making sense...

2005-08-31T20:03:00.000-07:00

It's about how the Pope wants Catholics to mulitply, meaning have more sex. Well I'll be right back, thank you Pope.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/050831/1/3un34.html

Hi, how's it going?

2005-08-28T10:40:00.000-07:00

If this girl was going to like girls, you'd think they'd be girls that didn't look like guys.

I wish I was a bowling ball right now.

Picture explains itself.

Until next time...

What the fuck, seriously? God, damn some people piss me off.

2005-08-22T21:16:00.000-07:00

Ok, so here's my story for this week. I'm talking to this girl, let's call her Jenny, I don't really give a fuck what her name is, because she pissed me off. Anyways Jenny thinks that I'm too judgemental because I said being a receptionist for a hairstyling place is an easy job. I also said College Professors have easy jobs, because all they do is talk about a certain subject, and hand out tests. This bitch then has the tenacity to bite my nuts off, and stomp on them, by saying, "You are too judgemental." She then goes on to challenge my education, my use of grammar, and the fact that I'm arguing with her.

Ok, bitch, first off every thing I said was true about a receptionists job. I said all you did was talk on the phone and sit. You countered by saying, "No I deal with customers, attitude, making appointments, dealing with money, kids, hair products, cleaning, and being nice." Ok talking on the phone covers half the shit I mentioned, sitting on your ass dealing with the other shit that doesn't involve a phone covers the rest. You knew I used to work at H.E.B. as a cashier, yet you still said I would not be able to handle working your job.

After hearing all the "trouble" you had to deal with I immediatley changed my mind about your job, it isn't easy, it's really easy. I worked with customers, kids, money (thousands of dollars a shift) which is nothing to your maybe hundred's a shift, let's see attitude yeah dealt with that after having a couple hundred people come through your line more than one is pissed and ready to blame their horrible life on you, granted I didn't deal with appointments or hair products, I think memorizing all the codes for vegetables along with scanning groceries suffices. (Yes I'm one of the few cashiers who actually knows the codes.)

Now, you still questioned the quality of my education, bitch, you aren't even in College. You're a damn receptionist with no future at a dead end job. Question my education after you get a degree, in a field worth mentioning might I add. Private school, one of the top High School's in Texas, and going to UTSA isn't that bad and provides a decent education. More so, in fact than a job at a hair salon.

Also, telling me that I am too judgemental, you are a fucking hypocrite. You said my grammar sucks, I can't handle a receptionist job, and my education is below par. Yet all I said was your job is easy and college professors have an easy job. Thank you and congratulations you take the cake for being this week's dumbass.

And people wonder how Mexican's can climb the fence at the border...We're born with it.

2005-08-20T09:46:00.000-07:00

Worth the long read,remember to answer the question.

2005-08-18T13:54:00.000-07:00

Just found this today and actually got goosebumps reading it.

________________________________________________________________________________
I AM GLAD I TOOK THE TIME TO READ AND REFLECT. A GOOD HEART IS PRICELESS.

You make the choice Don't look for a punch line. There isn't one.

Read it anyway.

My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled
children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that
would never be forgotten by all who attended.

After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a
question.

"When not interfered by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. "I believe, that when a child like Shay comes
into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents
itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child."

Then he told the following story: Shay and his father had walked
past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball.

Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?"

Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like
Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging.
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if
Shay could play.

The boy looked around for guidance and, getting none, he took matters
into his own hands and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs
but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in
The outfield.

Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to
Be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father
waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now,
with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the
game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was
all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher moved in a few
steps to lob the ball, softly so Shay could at least be able to make
contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher
again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground
ball right back to the pitcher.

The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown
the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would
have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher took the ball and turned and threw the ball on
A high arc to right field, far beyond the reach of the first baseman.

Everyone started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!"

Never in his life had Shay ever made it to first base. He scampered
down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"

By the time Shay rounded first base, the right fielder had the ball.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but
he understood the pitcher's intentions and intentionally threw the ball
high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran toward second base as the runners ahead of him deliriously
circled the bases toward home.

Shay reached second base, the opposing shortstop ran to him, turned
him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third!"

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams were screaming,
"Shay, run home!"

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero
who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

"That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his
face, "the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and
humanity into this world."

AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of
jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to
sending messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace,
But public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools
and workplaces.

If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that
you're probably sorting out the people on your address list that aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message.

Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a
difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to
help realize the "natural order of things."

Keep San Antonio Lame

2005-08-15T14:24:00.000-07:00

Silly faggot, "Dicks are for chicks."

2005-08-14T12:38:00.000-07:00

So this guy got busted for having sex with a rabbit. Please tell me what's next. On second thought I don't want to know. Here's the story you all are dying to read...

WWJD---Yes What would Jose do? (Btw I'm Jose)

2005-08-13T08:54:00.000-07:00

Beetlejuice agrees my site kicks ass.

Rant: Stupid People (You know who you are)

2005-08-12T12:32:00.000-07:00

This goes out to the people in America who refuse to assimilate into the American culture. Meaning they do not learn English even after living here for 50 years, they fly flags of their homeland, they say Viva Mexico, Heil Deuthchland, Long Live England, *insert whatever the hell Puerto Ricans say because I can't understand them*, but do they ever say that about America?

They say how great their country is, yet they usually flee their country for a better place, America, and these people make me sick. Flying another countries flag in your yard or on your car is cool when it's next to the American flag as well, but if you just worship your homeland's flag, just move back. You show no respect to America and no appreciation for what it stands for. You abuse your right of free speech to fly another countries flag that has nowhere the amount of principles as the American one. You all disgust me.

Now I am not saying every one should stop doing whatever their culture does, but rather tone it down, and try to become American rather than sticking to the values of your former country.

Off topic but to the people who call San Antonio, San Anto, or Houston Houstone, H-town, the big Hizzy ma nizzy fo sheezy (ok that was stupid),please just shut the fuck up as well. You aren't cool by coming up with new ghetto names for cities.

Who? Mike Jones...Who? Mike Jones...Who? Shut up already

2005-08-10T13:54:00.000-07:00

Why I don't drink stuff that's on fire

Smack that ass

Why I hate swimming at Fiesta Texas or any other public pool.

And now some thing cute.

Followed by some thing...

Enjoy it guys, you deserve her.

Britney Spears

2005-08-09T11:04:00.000-07:00

Well it's official Britney Spears has just killed her career. I don't think she can be a "Pop star" while being a mom. And to think she gave America so much. (That's sarcasm, just so every one's clear.)

Oh and the girl in yellow is hot. And if she's 17 I'd hit it in Texas, but if she's younger, I'd hit it, only in South Carolina. Thank you redneck laws.

Laughter, where would I be without it?

2005-08-07T20:29:00.000-07:00

I need this right about now.

Really what the fuck? I hate Dakota Fanning.

This is one of the times I wish I was a naked pig or at least a porn star.

Disclaimer if you are offended by people making fun of Jesus please skip the next set of pictures. Oh and I don't care if you don't like the pictures. Just take it for what it is, comedy. To those that are offended and wish to skip click here.

More stuff

2005-08-04T12:12:00.000-07:00

This is the last time I try and get a girl drunk before taking her to my place...

Remember kids...

If you're the one being teased...

Last but not least ah screw it just check it out...

Bet you thought I was done. Well in case you haven't heard Rupert Murdoch has bought the ever so popular Myspace. Here's one happy person....

The people who have Myspace should know that is the previous and partial owner of Myspace who is now 580 million AMERICAN DOLLARS richer. Nice going losers, every one who has Myspace just made two bigger losers instant Millionaires.

Enjoy the RaNDoMNeSS

2005-08-02T16:41:00.000-07:00

Finally a dog who got to close to a porcupine.

Difference from American kid's to African one's

2005-07-21T16:05:00.000-07:00

Figure out which one's the American one:

Pictures

2005-07-14T21:21:00.000-07:00

Damn I can't believe I did this bad...

2005-02-04T18:45:00.000-08:00

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/boobs-butt-shoulder-pop.html

As requested by...

2005-02-03T18:54:00.000-08:00

Crystal. Look at her wonderful artfulness.

Bad ass car videos

2005-01-14T14:13:00.000-08:00

CRX burnout
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=ZacksBurnout

Supra vs Mustang Cobra SVT
http://supra.sysadmin-racing.com/videos/temp/CobraSupra.wmv

Same Supra vs Trans Am
http://www.hsvracing.com/~upload/TightAsAMug/TTA-vs-supra.avi

Civic Si beats Supra
http://host49.ipowerweb.com/~tunedbyc/videos/civicvssupra.wmv

Same Civic's dyno
http://host49.ipowerweb.com/~tunedbyc/videos/cftsidyno.wmv

Crazy Iraqi's or something from the mid east
http://www.heavy.com/collegiate/pajamaricers.php

http://www.m90.org/gallery/video/Iraqi-speed.wmv

How to impress a woman/man

2005-01-13T13:52:00.000-08:00

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine & dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her....

How To Impress A Man

Show up naked,
Bring beer.

Number IV

2004-12-07T12:55:00.000-08:00

Future NBA star!

I think I believe him...

I wish I could do this...

Funny pix what is it now like 3?

2004-12-06T09:36:00.000-08:00

I'd take the cat.

OH SHIT!

Move kid...

I think they have those numbers reversed.

Hooter girls at their best.

Closer...

2004-12-04T21:05:00.000-08:00

I just saw this movie. I would like to say it really put's your knickers in a bunch. Pardon the english, but the movie is set in england. Now I usually don't go to chick flicks, which this one seems like (but it's not), but I have to say it was really really REALLY good. Natalie Portman had a terrific performance she captured the pain and torture of her character and displayed uncanny sorrow and hurt through the movie she has me babbling right now, not because of how she looked in her thong in the movie but how portrayed her character. Jude Law shows once you found true love don't fuck up. Julia Roberts showed it only takes one fuck to change everything. Clive Owen showed how pay back is a bitch. Great movie will probably see it again and buy the DVD when it comes out. Right now I'm still thinking "Damn, how can some one's choice effect some one so much?" Side note: Try and keep up with the plot and clever dialogue many hidden meanings that provides insight to the ending of the movie. This is also based on the play "Closer" which is worth the read.

Skill

2004-12-03T18:21:00.000-08:00

This guy has some serious eating skill:

http://diaries.suchisthis.com/jwagman1/?cmd=view_entry&eid=23

Google sux

2004-12-03T11:56:00.000-08:00

Well looks like google won't be paying me any money to run ads on my site. Apparently you have to own the domain name for them to pay you. So I might just buy it if it's cheap. Besides that google you suck!

Pissed off

2004-12-03T11:03:00.000-08:00

Since google pissed me off I hope you all enjoy these:

Thank you Alizee.

Stupid HEB.

With this I get through any problem.

Funny pix part 2

2004-12-02T14:46:00.000-08:00

Who say's Bush isn't nice?

I'm glad I'm not gay.

Say what?

Videos

2004-12-01T16:08:00.000-08:00

Here's a montage for the troops in Iraq:
http://home.earthlink.net/~papadoc/Beautiful%20World%20of%20Iraq.wmv

Girls who know how to play football: (Why was our powderpuff not like this?)
http://a1008.l.akamai.net/7/1008/521/0225/aberfitch.download.akamai.com/8785/powderpuff_lrg.wmv

Joe Eigo just click "Watch Video"
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/227/

Funny Pix

2004-12-01T14:08:00.000-08:00

Not a pic, still funny though.

1 girl and 2 guys what happens?

2004-12-01T13:31:00.000-08:00

New Blog for today....Let’s see where to begin: In music class (yeah I know I have a tough schedule) there are these 3 people. One girl, and two guys one’s white the other black. By the way the girl is white too. Now you would think the white girl would be attracted to the black guy right? But hell no this chick likes the white guy. Now all year the white girl has been flirting with one for one week and the other the next. I guess she likes both, because she always sit’s in between them. This being the last day in music I figured the white girl would finally make her move on which ever one she liked best. The white guy and black guy beat me to class which is a surprise since I’m usually one of the first people to be there, but then I knew why. We had a test today and every one would be there for once (usually we have 20 people there and 70 on test days). I notice the white girl coming in and she immediately smiles and waves over at both. She walks over and sits next to the white guy who we will call W.G. for now. W.G. was finally going to score with her she kept touching him and talking to him really close. I couldn’t help but feel proud for W.G. and sorry for B.G. (Black guy). Half way through the class I woke up from a power nap and saw that the white girl had moved away from W.G. Literally away I thought she left but found her two rows back. I thought what the hell is going on? He was almost getting a handjob from her before I fell asleep and now she’s ignoring him. I look over to the guys and oh my God what the hell is going on? Why is the white guy touching the black guy oh damn I can’t believe this. The white guy and the black guy weren’t fighting over the white girl they were trying to get to each other and get the white girl out of the way. With that I left the class, because now I’ve seen every thing.

What the hell?

2004-11-30T19:22:00.000-08:00

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/11/041130lafave.shtml

Debra Lafave, teacher, mentor, child fucker. She is pleading insanity for having sex with one of her students who was 14.

Now I know what she did is wrong, but hell the kid would have to plead insanity too if he said no.